Didn't pay my dark bill so the power company shut my lights on
bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)
guy in prehistoric times who wants to be subversive but there are no cultural tropes or norms to break yet so he just goes to the river
If you reblog a post where people talk about shows that were left unfinished after 1 season and your reblog mentions a show with four seasons or one that was only ever planned to have 1 season and thus was finished, I'm stealing one of your beloved childhood plushies out of your house so you can begin to remotely understand what it means to lose something
you really can’t unsee american military propaganda in movies like once you start thinking about it you are doomed to be the friend who’s too political when people put on an action movie for the rest of your life
if female top nudity weren't viewed as inherently sexually explicit. oh brother. I would be letting those puppies hang like you wouldn't believe
the thing is I would be okay with being viewed as sexually attractive while topless. like a shirtless cis man can be a considered a hunk beefcake eye candy etc but it's not by nature r-rated. usamerican society at large is able to understand that toplessness can be sexually appealing but is not in itself a sexual act when a man does it. if I could be just casually topless on a hot day or something without the little flashing light over my head saying think of the CHILDREN I would be getting minoan with it
i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal
prev im so sorry to put you on blast like this but please know this had me in hysterics
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